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New Humanoid Robots Get Domestic (Yay, Laundry!)

Written by Writing Team | Oct 17, 2025 12:00:00 PM

Three humanoid robots launched this week, and the promotional videos are designed to make you feel something specific: inevitability. Figure AI's Figure 03 folds laundry with fingertip sensors that detect three grams of pressure. Boston Dynamics' upgraded Atlas manipulates objects with a three-fingered gripper guided by Toyota's Large Behavior Model. China's DR02 operates in temperatures from -20°C to 55°C, climbs stairs, and handles 20kg loads.

The demos are impressive. The rhetoric is confident. The timeline to deployment is... suspiciously vague.

We're watching an industry try to will a market into existence through aggressive capability showcases and carefully edited footage. Whether that market actually exists—whether businesses will pay for humanoid robots at scale, whether the technology is genuinely ready for uncontrolled environments, whether the economics make sense—remains fundamentally uncertain.

The bots are getting better. That's not the same as saying they're ready.

What Actually Got Announced

Figure AI's Figure 03 stands 5'6", runs on their proprietary Helix AI system, and features dual palm cameras plus fingertip sensors sensitive enough to handle fragile objects. The visual field expanded 60% over previous models. Actuators match human pick-and-place speeds. Wireless foot charging eliminates cables. Upgraded audio makes conversation feel "natural."

Most importantly: Figure 03 is built for manufacturing scale using die-casting and injection molding at BotQ facilities, targeting 12,000 units annually. That's the real announcement—not that the robot exists, but that Figure believes they can produce it at volume.

Boston Dynamics' Atlas added dexterity through a seven-degree-of-freedom gripper with an articulated thumb, tactile fingertips, and palm cameras. Paired with Toyota's Large Behavior Model, it can sort, lift, and organize objects while adapting grip pressure dynamically. The combination of Atlas's mobility with fine manipulation puts it in contention for both industrial and potentially domestic applications.

China's DR02 from DEEP Robotics targets extreme environments. IP66-certified weatherproofing, operational range from -20°C to 55°C, 20kg total lifting capacity, stair climbing, and 20° slope navigation at 1.5 m/s. A 275 TOPS processor and modular limb design emphasize reliability and maintainability for hazardous industrial sites.

The humanoid robot market could reach $38 billion by 2035, driven primarily by warehouse automation, manufacturing, and elderly care applications—assuming technical and economic viability at scale.

That "assuming" is doing considerable work.

The Capability-Reality Gap

The videos show robots performing specific tasks in controlled environments with optimal lighting, known objects, and predetermined workflows. This is standard product demonstration practice. It's also misleading by omission.

What the videos don't show: failure rates, task completion times compared to human workers, maintenance requirements, error recovery processes, performance degradation over extended operation, or behavior in unstructured environments with unexpected obstacles.

Figure 03's laundry folding looks smooth in the demo. How long does it take? How often does it misidentify fabric types or drop items? What happens when the laundry pile includes items it wasn't trained on? How much human supervision is required during actual operation?

Atlas's object manipulation is genuinely impressive—Boston Dynamics has decades of robotics expertise. But the demo shows sorting in a warehouse-like space with clear sightlines and standardized objects. Industrial environments include visual clutter, inconsistent lighting, damaged packaging, and objects that don't match training data. Performance in demos doesn't predict performance in deployment.

Research from Carnegie Mellon's Robotics Institute published in 2024 found that humanoid robot task success rates drop 40-60% when transitioning from controlled lab environments to real-world deployment, primarily due to unexpected environmental variations and edge cases not covered in training data.

DR02's weather resistance is genuinely valuable—industrial robots that can operate in extreme temperatures expand possible use cases significantly. But weatherproofing and reliability are table stakes, not differentiators. The question isn't whether DR02 can survive harsh conditions. It's whether it can perform useful work cost-effectively in those conditions compared to existing solutions.

The Economics Nobody Discusses

The humanoid robot pitch follows a familiar pattern: labor costs are rising, human workers are unreliable, robots work 24/7 without breaks or benefits. The ROI calculation seems straightforward.

Except it's not. At all.

Industrial robots have existed for decades. They're everywhere in automotive manufacturing, electronics assembly, and warehouse automation. But those robots are specialized—designed for specific repetitive tasks in highly structured environments. They're cost-effective because they're optimized for single functions.

Humanoid robots promise generality—the ability to perform multiple different tasks in environments designed for humans. That flexibility comes with costs: higher complexity, lower task-specific performance, more expensive hardware, and significantly more sophisticated software.

Figure AI targets 12,000 units annually. They haven't announced pricing, but industry estimates for comparable humanoid robots range from $150,000 to $250,000 per unit. At that price point, the payback period needs to be under three years to compete with human labor in most applications. That requires the robot to work reliably for multiple shifts daily with minimal maintenance.

Nobody has demonstrated that level of reliability at scale yet. Not Figure, not Boston Dynamics, not anyone.

According to analysis from Goldman Sachs Research, humanoid robots need to reach price points below $50,000 and demonstrate 99%+ task success rates to achieve broad market adoption in manufacturing and logistics—thresholds current systems don't meet.

What We're Actually Watching

These announcements represent genuine technical progress. The robots are more capable, more robust, and closer to practical deployment than previous generations. Figure 03's manufacturing focus indicates serious commercial ambition. Boston Dynamics' Atlas improvements show continued leadership in mobility and manipulation. DR02's extreme-environment capabilities address real industrial needs.

But we're also watching an industry in desperate need of validation. Humanoid robotics companies have raised billions in venture funding based on promises of massive addressable markets and revolutionary capabilities. Those promises require demonstrating commercial viability soon.

The aggressive promotion, the polished demos, the production scale announcements—these signal companies trying to create momentum before skepticism sets in. The technology is improving, but whether it's improving fast enough to justify current valuations and deliver on deployment timelines remains unclear.

Tesla's Optimus, which Elon Musk claimed would be in production by 2023, still isn't commercially available in 2025. Projected timelines in robotics consistently slip. Hardware is unforgiving—demos are one thing, but shipping reliable products at scale is exponentially harder.

The Labor Implications Nobody Addresses Honestly

The humanoid robot pitch includes an unspoken assumption: replacing human workers is desirable and inevitable. That framing avoids uncomfortable questions about employment, economic disruption, and whether optimization for corporate efficiency serves broader social interests.

Research from MIT's Work of the Future initiative found that automation's primary impact isn't job elimination but job transformation—tasks change, skill requirements shift, and workers need support navigating transitions. Humanoid robots accelerate that transformation, potentially faster than institutions can adapt.

If Figure ships 12,000 units annually and each replaces 2-3 workers per shift across multiple shifts, that's 50,000-75,000 jobs affected annually from one company alone. Scale that across the industry and the employment effects become significant—particularly concentrated in logistics, manufacturing, and service sectors that already face economic precarity.

The demos show robots doing dangerous, repetitive, or physically demanding work—tasks humans would prefer to avoid. That's the sympathetic framing. The reality includes robots doing jobs that currently provide livelihoods for millions of people who don't have obvious alternative employment options.

This isn't an argument against developing humanoid robots. It's an argument for honesty about the trade-offs and for institutions preparing for labor market disruptions rather than pretending they won't happen or assuming market forces will sort everything out benignly.

What Happens Next (Probably)

The most likely trajectory: humanoid robots enter limited deployment in controlled industrial settings where economic cases are strongest—warehouses, manufacturing facilities, hazardous environments. Performance gradually improves through real-world feedback. Costs decrease through manufacturing scale. Applications expand incrementally.

Figure 03, Atlas, and DR02 represent real progress toward that future. But the gap between "technically possible in demonstrations" and "economically viable at scale" remains substantial. The companies promoting these systems need that gap to close quickly. The timeline for whether it actually does close that quickly is uncertain.

We'll see deployment announcements soon—pilot programs, partnerships with major logistics companies, carefully selected use cases designed to generate positive press. Some will succeed. Many will face challenges not visible in controlled demos. The technology will improve iteratively. The hype cycle will continue outpacing the deployment reality.

That's not cynicism. It's pattern recognition from decades of robotics development, where genuine technical progress consistently arrives more slowly than promotional materials suggest.

If you're evaluating automation investments and trying to distinguish between capability demonstrations and deployment readiness—talk to Winsome's growth experts. We help organizations make infrastructure decisions based on actual economics rather than promotional footage.