AI in Marketing

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Microsoft Just Made Paint "Intelligent"

Writing Team: Oct 29, 2025 8:00:01 AM

Microsoft announced this week that Paint—the 40-year-old bitmap editor bundled with Windows—is getting an AI feature called "Restyle" that transforms...

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Amy Poehler Roasts an AI Actress Who Doesn't Exist

Writing Team: Oct 17, 2025 8:00:01 AM

Amy Poehler spent approximately fifteen seconds of her SNL monologue roasting a non-existent person, and somehow that was the most coherent response...

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Google's Stitch Wants to Replace Your Design Team. It Probably Won't. (Yet.)

Writing Team: Oct 17, 2025 8:00:00 AM

Google just released Stitch, an AI-powered design tool that converts text prompts and sketches into production-ready user interfaces. You describe an...

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Adobe Hirers Encourage AI-Generated Portfolios

Writing Team: Oct 15, 2025 8:00:00 AM

Adobe—the company that built its empire on tools for human designers, photographers, and illustrators—just told Fortune that job candidates who...

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Google's Gemini 3 Leak Includes Music Composition

Writing Team: Oct 13, 2025 10:36:46 AM

We've reached the point in AI development where leaked memos carry more narrative weight than actual product announcements. A document currently...

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OpenAI Goes Full Platform with Sora 2 Drop

Writing Team: Oct 2, 2025 7:59:59 AM

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AI Actress Tilly Norwood Matters More Than You Think

Writing Team: Sep 30, 2025 8:00:04 AM

Meet Tilly Norwood: flawless cheekbones, perfect timing, never needs craft services, and—here's the kicker—she doesn't exist. At least not in the way...

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OpenAI's Critterz: A $30M AI Film

Writing Team: Sep 9, 2025 8:00:00 AM

While Hollywood executives clutch their Hermès bags and wonder if ChatGPT can write better dialogue than their overpaid script doctors, OpenAI just...

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HeyGen's Avatar IV = Your Digital Twin is Ready for Business

Writing Team: Aug 29, 2025 8:00:00 AM

HeyGen's Avatar IV just accomplished something genuinely remarkable: they've created digital twins that are genuinely indistinguishable from their...

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Will Smith's AI Crowd Proves We've Lost the Plot

Writing Team: Aug 27, 2025 8:00:00 AM

Will Smith just handed us the perfect case study in how not to use AI in marketing, complete with six-fingered fans and faces that look like they've...

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Models Respond to Digital Twins and Vogue's AI Model

Writing Team: Aug 25, 2025 10:00:10 AM

Vogue's latest issue featured something unsettling: a curvy blonde AI model in a light blue romper, hawking Guess products with the kind of perfected...

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Google's August 20th Pixel Event Promises GEMPIX Image Generation

Writing Team: Aug 19, 2025 8:00:00 AM

Google employees sharing Gemini-generated images, codebase references to "GEMPIX," and a newly discovered "Nano Banana" model in development tools...